#my homework aint done but i am

[wickizer]

I bombed my Stats exam but I feel good about it?🤡🤡🤡 I saw other people's scores even tho I got an F a couple of people got worse than me🤡🤡.

[scooburst]

Scoos letter

Heya. I know there’s usually no Scoosletter on the weekend, but shit happens.

No updates, but I think if I somehow like morph into some kind of fuckin genius I get my phone back. Normal standards.

Am I okay: no.

Things that happened: just hockey ig.

Log: my phone got shut off again. This time it’s schoolwork. Apparently not finishing homework due next Friday is bad. I’m actually gonna cry. Nothing I’ve done had been good enough for anything and it sucks. And apparently nobody can see me getting worse.

Anyway I took a few psycho path test and apparently I am one. I won’t argue it. It’s probably right. Interesting though.

I don’t know what else to say. I’ll make another later when I’ve got more ig.

Lyric: can you set me free, will you take my soul away?

Uh tags:

@honey-bell-aint-well @skelpiescool @doubladescimitar @mydysfunctionallife

If you want to be tagged let me know and if there’s other things you wanna see here then uh yeah 👍

[mr-moonfucker]

when that nurofin 400mg kicks in

not yet tho ill be back

ignore acheron. she represent the mother fucking homework i procrastenated, bc guess what it'd be in vein anyways. 99 percent of procrastinators write that fucking essey riiiiight before they geat a reallllly good excuse not to.

xoxo by barely human is sooooooo aventurine coded i swearrrrrrrrrrr. that shouldve been him but hoyo was too busy writing the y/n ahh backstory. oh well yiu win some you lose some

all of these shouldve been their own 2 note posts

but gusss what

its a remix.

anyways ive been hiding candy from my fatass brother and he just found it, today. last time ive seen bro this betrayed is when i pretended to snitch kn him bwahahaaaa

not even that much bro

like 3

it's my princess rizz fund, idk i like being the manly man provider rawr sometimes yk, i like to see his face light up n shit

fatass brother ate rest of the pack of idk 30?

no sympathy for the bigback

that shit still hasnt kicked in im frezzzkngggggggggggg

wahwah

did yall hear aboutwhat diddy did

all im saying is

there's no lady gaga on that list 🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂💯💯💯🕺🕺🌋🌋🌋🤷

can yall tell i hot so bored from staying home ive downloaded tiktok again,???? cause i did

the new mozart song is bussin

cant believe we got more mozart before we got hannibal s4, yk damn well hannibal would've had smth deep n emo to say about it

i love yallllll

hand reveal

i got bangs last friday

i look dapperrrrrr

no face reveal tho. hands r ngiugh

i wanna sleeeo

byt head hurty

nauseous

i feel bad for saying my princess dude would get sick a week in and dissappear.😕

karmas a bitch

i shouldn't have said that

if i had a wish i would have never goofed around

so yeah i got hit with the big fat fireball of victorian orphan child syndrome instead. it was deserved, but i also havent been to school since wensday, so,,,,

oooooo nurofin might be kicking in

or my bed is finnaly warm

bruh

i wated to go to schoool soooo bad tommorowwww... hadn't even been this exited for the first day of school 😭😭😭 i have my fit picked out and ironed, everything done exept for the masterfully procrastinated essay, hair fluffy n already planed what ud do to it ���� backpack packed but guessssss whatx

i might hauve covid

literally every organ i have hurts

plus ribs, n back

cock could fix me tho

would yall still love me if i was a worm?

girl did i eat fucking vhalk? that SHIT AINT WORKINGGGG

hehe hoho dr ratio reference heheheheheehhehehehehehe

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nurofin...

babygirl....

please...

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opp i feel eep jbye fellas i am going to snoozytown

[theuniverseawakens347]

Photos down of cashay…

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID …

Why you all not being adults and having conversations with YOUR ABUSERS… ( cardi b has a point there offset culture Hennessy… ur using me when idc not in a malice way but I have MY OWN ISH TO FIGURE OUT, Tristan pops, Malik being difficult in getting me home “we’re trying to surprise you” …. I HATE SURPRISES BEEN SAID THAT LOUD N CLEAR VOCALLY AND WRITTEN ON MY BLOG… ur not helping me. IT DOESNT FEEL THAT WAY … face to face convo or pay my phone bill to text me… PAULA LEE RONNIE … why’s it on the kids and not the adults??? Ddg thoughts ) …

You see what I can do ( who it’s entertainment let’s miss use it… that’s why celebrities scandal and personality tv entertainment platforms are garbage and brain washing the youth… suhki gon agreee .. yara wtf you doing behind the scenes I’m so tired of you as a person… black ish grownish not getting views like cardi and meg converts… I’m talking bout their campaign mostly )

Laps same bullshit you did with Darniece minus the violence. NO ONE SAID I WAS GOING TO THE PSYCHWARD Oct 9 … you detained me station 7 … called Howard nugent BUT TIMOTHY PELKO … didn’t tell me where I was going when I got on the stretcher BUT THE AMBULANCE DID … and you want me to trust you right now urban Alcott and Lapd… in you getting me home …

Me n front of Askari house you said go home “you want me in the PSYCHWARD” - you said no I want you to go home … IM HOMELESS .. I live in my fucking car … well let’s get her homeless resources SO I CAN BE AN INFORMANT FOR FUCKED UP CENTERES THAT SNEAK DISSED DARNIECE OR OTHER PPL LOOKING FOR HELP THAT MY ABUSERS “own” and got SHIT WORKERS WORKING THERE … Lee Colleen NICK OF ASKARI PAULA BENNING. KIMBERLY TAYLOR (RAYVIN )…

I COULD HAVE DONE INFORMANT WORK FROM A LEGIT HOUSE WITH MY PPL IM SUPPOSE TO BE AROUNF TAB …. BUT YOU WANA USE ME TO GET BACK AT EACH OTHER PLUS … CONFUSE ME TO SURPRISE ME WHILE GETTING THE PPL TO LIKE ME … free slavery …

YA DIDNT TALK YA PLANS TOGERHER …

You just said oh my part done at this date then we go into tackling this til here … oh cashay surpassing our time frame let’s add bullshit ( someone w the intent can we make her look stupid… and it’s backfiring on you and putting us in circles to double trouble check things…. But you still not face to face talking with me “we want it perfect when you get home don’t have to stress” … kids doing test and homework… teacher corrects it it’s not perfect always it’s to see what you retained .. then we go over it as a class… I’m a teacher yes or not? Scarlet witch can’t throw a fire ball ( AS PROTECTION PAULA AND MITCHELL CANDANCE DUMMIES HOES )… but entrantress Harley joker quin SHOWING YOU EVEN WITHOUT I AM STILL EVERYTHING IN THIS MORTAL FUCKING SKIN )

SO WHO HATES CASHAY TANEISHA WALLACE … dropping the god and universe bits??

WHO HATES MY FACE BODY N “back talk” ?

WHO LAPD HATED DARNIECE OR THE ROCK??

CAUSE SOMEONE ON THE TEAM LYING.

And you purposely not sending MY safe zones.

THE PPL KNOW IM NOT A THREAT “ she’s a bomb don’t touch or go near” .. THATS WHY HOWARD DROPPED OF SERVING PAPERS 2 birds one stone … shud have been three GETTING ME A HOTEL SHORT HOUSING TIL YOUR DUE DATE TO GET ME HOME .. WTF is this fucking car!?? IT WAS MEANT FOR DRIVING NOT SLEEPING LONG TERM “ ur not going to be homeless for a year” YOU LYING SAC OF ASS… THATS THE INTENTION SO ITS HAPPENING …

YOU LEGIT FUCKING HATE ME.

Bc why you got ALL MY MONIES TIED UP IN UR FUCKING NAME AND HOUSES AND BUSINESSES … ya want me rob a bank??? “Just say ur name it’s free..” ur trying to get me arrested like you did tab and taken… “safe place” BUT HE IN REHAB FOR WHY AND IM HOMELESS AND YAL SAYING I GOT A HOUSE N HE IN A NEW HOME …

WE NOT WHERE WE WANT OR SHUD BE … tf and you cunts know that. Get over the fucking cussing like I got over you fucking up MY ENTIRE FAMILY LIFE AND MY REPUTATION YOU SHOWING ME TWO THE WORLD STUPIDLY. A CAMPAING YOU AINT TALK TO ME ABOUT AND CLEARLY WENT OFF SCRIPT FROM THATS WHY MY FAMILY TOOK BULLETS .. AND YOU JUST … super hero’s vs humans vs y x b z … ya tryna tell the public LAPD THE ONLY SAVIORS .. LEE GARLINGTON TEAM STILL THINK THEY HAVE CONTROL … whomever the lees are in ur group chats … NEXT TIME ( won’t be keke) USE UR OWN FUCKING NAMES AND FACES TO TELL PPL UR FUCKING FEELINGS. “I’m trying surprise cashay” … ur annoying me. To surprise the ppl you mis using me.

[ocpdzim]

i still can’t believe that i got not one but FOUR homeworks done today. like i am floored. i was thinking “hm the way today’s going to go is gonna be either i feel slightly better and manage to do one homework which is better than i’ve done in a while and i’d be fine with that, or else i’ll be the first person in the got damn world to experience instant death as a side effect of low dose adhd medicine” but like, i am definitely happy with the surprise

[aeferkssr]

MR TELEPHONE MAN - aether !

!! this was inspired by a tiktok i saw and omg i literally had a whole ephiphany when i remembered that i write fanfiction. like omg omg here i am writing for my skrunkly over a song that ive listened to on repeat for the pasrt week. this is an amazing day for the cianna nation guys. also cianna smau arc??? say it aint so!!!

⠀ 🧁⠀⠀࿀ 𓂃 .ˑ⠀⠀﹆⠀⠀˳⁺ 🫓⠀⠀⠀𓎫⠀

finally getting home from a tiring day at school, you flopped face first into your bed. school was never so tiring before, but the higher you get in your school the more tired you feel when getting home. right now, your only wish was to succumb to a quick slumber to rejuvinate a bit before starting homework.

just as you were about to fall asleep, much to your dismay, your phone started to buzz. groaning, you reach down into your pocket to fish out your phone.

opening your phone, it was a message from an unknown number

oh, it was him. you started to get a bit excited because you've had a teeny-tiny-not-so-teeny-tiny crush on him since your first year. a bit nervously, you replied

you heart skipped a bit when you read this. different thoughts rushed through your mind like "aww hes so cute omg" and "wait what if he has a crush on me???". but despite your thoughts, you deduced that he was just being nice

i mean he was nice to everyone, he probably has done this to everyone he has had a group project with, right?

your thoughts got inturrupted when you realized he had sent more than one message which made you giggle and try to comfort him

currently, you were laying down on your stomach with your elbows propping you up and holdling your phone. your feet has been swinging behind you to the rhythm of the song you were listening to.

conveniently, the song was a cheezy love song you had in your "my god im so lonely" playlist. the song plus the person you were talking to contributed to the huge grin on your face while you hummed along to its tune

you jaw fell at the text, which was quickly replaced with an even bigger smile and you rolling around in your bed. your phone was brought to your face and your feet kicked even faster as you borderline squealed from excitement.

after your little heart burst, you replied

if you thought that you were being overly expressive, imagine how aether was feeling at that moment. he did, infact, have the fattest crush on you and only texting you had him pacing back and forth andspinning in his chair with his knees to his chest.

he tried to make you feel better because of the fact that he really didnt like group work either.

both of you had realized what he said at the same time. resulting in both of you smooshing your head into the nearest pillow and screaming.

you were squealing over his choice of words. the word partner stuck out like a sore thumb to you. maybe he wanted you two to be partners? maybe he was just talking about class partners but either way the worsd sent you on cloud nine.

aether was just as estatic about his own choice of words. yes, he did want to be your partner but he didnt know about your unwavering attraction to him. so he could only hope that you took the word in the right context.

aether snapped out of this thoughts when he heard his phone buzz

a date? aether audibly gasped at this, flipping his phone over quickly onto the desk as he quickly sits back in his chair covering his reddened face with his hands.

the sudden impact with the chair has result in it flailing backwards along with him, snapping him out of la la land. he got up massaging the imact site on his head cursing through his teeth. his attention quickly switched back to his phone when it started to chime again

maybe hios fall smacked some courage into him, because his reply made you have to put your phone down and take a few laps around your house

you really didnt know hwo to respond to this at first but you had to. you didnt want to give him the impression that you didnt want to go on a date with him.

the both of you were driving eachother insane without the others knowledge.

[ephemeral-eternity]

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[narmisseite]

Punishment

Pleasure

Character : Hinata

Pairing : Hinata x (male) reader

Warnings : hardcore sex, bondage, spit play,choking,spanking, and lots of other stuff.

It just other ordinary day for you as a teacher at the ninja academy. You walk through the hallways glancing over the classrooms as you come across your class at the end of the hallway. You were happy that your students were making a good progress in their academics. The students greeted you as you the entered the class. "Good morning everyone." You say " So i hope everyone has done their homeworks for today regarding the various qualities and facts of the different clans ?". You question everyone expecting 'yes'as an from the entire class. But to your surprise there was this one girl who said no. U glanced around the class the see who it was and it was the only byakugan user of the class and also the prettiest one indeed. Name ? 'HINATA'. She was the girl who could make you feel like a big dilf and make you the daddy that girls refer to when they say "I have daddy issues" . And that age diffrence of merely 10years was something you backed off your feelings for . 'And why havent you done your homework ,Hina ?" You ask her in a sweetest voice possible calling her by her nickname . "You will have to sit for detention after class gets over" as the rule suggest No Homework you get detention. Wish you could remove that rule only for her ~. "Anyways class lets start for todays work ..."

(Time skip to after class)

"Ok students make sure you revise your shadow clone jutsu as you have you academy exams coming next week . You may leave" . You give out a sigh of relief loosening your tie . You gather your books to leave when you see someone still seated at her seat. Ah! Hina. She looks at you with he cute puppy eyes almost pleading to leave her from detention. She walks towards you hurriedly . "Sir... please exempt me this time please .... i will do anything for you sir anything..." she said hands squeezing her chest making her cleavage show. Damnn now your getting horny. In order to give away that feeling off you say "No.. no Hina " sitting down on the chair . "But sir please i want to do something for you cause i havent done my homework" she comes over you and sits down on your lap with her small skirt. "Please sir ~~" shes whispers into your soft ears. Now you couldnt control the feeling anymore. Your grabbed her by her waist to make her grind on your growing buldge. "You little bitch , i will make you pay for all this teasing, you didnt get your homework right ? Hmph , so now i will give the punishment pleasure ~" .

You pick her up and slam her on the desk. Open her shirt wide to see huge juicy tits. You suck on them making her moan in pleasure . You push her soft legs wide open just to see a lust filled panty dripping to its core. You pull her skirt down along with her panties. "Please.. Sir ... fuck me ... please .." Hinata begs as you adore the sight of her dripping cunt overflowing with wetness. "You aint going away like that you slut ". You loosen your tie and tie hina's hands above her hand. Grab her squishy cheeks making her mouth open just to spit in and give her a real passionate kiss. You devour her soft pink lips . You sit on your chair back again. Hina moans to the loss of touch and squirms over the desk flashing her glossy pussy over your handsome face. "On your fours" you command to the little pup following it greedily. Your remove your belt and let you pants drop to your ankles . "Count" Everybit of this was making you feel like paradise. The sight of your favourite student get laid and spanked was getting you dick harder and harder and greedier for some real bad sex. You spank her chubby ass with your leather belt." Ahhh Please Sirr more ... i am slut for youSir ...." . Ooff thats was too much for you now. You spank her one more time to make her cheeks crimson red . Your turn her around and slam your dick in her fat cunt. She moans really loud to a point where the outsiders could actually hear her if you dont stop her. "Huhh ...ugh... you little byakugan bitch dont you know theres people outside huh cant you see...ahh you make me feel so fucking goood...." you say as you grab her neck which your right hand and pinch her rosy nipples with left. She takes your hand off your neck and puts your fingers in her mouth to suck on them. Oh ! the of her face .You keep on thrusting in and out at a faster pace. You could feel you balls slapping against her spanked cheeks. You gave growls and moans as you fuck you slutty student . You could feel her warm gummy walls around your thick cock "Cumming sirrr pleasee....." . You fuck her into the orgasm making her squeal around your fat cock. "Theres my pretty little good girl" you say as you wipe her face which was covered with your sperm. You wipe her face with you handkerchief and go on to put on your clothes and so does hinata. Without speaking a word your escape towards the door and open it just to find out kakashi sensei with his ears on the door. " Oi baka were you listening ?" "Hehe no no" kakashi giggles as he lies and runs away . "Hey wait you asshole !". "Sir !" You hear hinata saying. "May i leave from detention now ?" She askes in a sarcastic tone. You walk towards her and whisper in her ears " If thats the kind of detention you get i hope you never do your homework again"

The End 🤗💜

Reddit : Narmis_Seite💜

Tumblr : Narmis Seite

[sanscestships]

Rating for Insomnia (error x dream) Also sorry if you stopped this or something lol

Insomnia (Reaction, ErrorxDream)

Requested by: Anon!

Created on: 9/10/21

GASP! requests! god i thought i would have to make an announcement-

how sad im typing this while doing homework ;-; but that's fine!

soooo we're reacting to error x dream! ooo, i honestly dont know why it's shipped but hey, this is a reaction, not an analysis. i can worry about how realistic it is later-

Note: ship art aint mine. i just did a quick google search-

... FUCK IT'S CUTE-

my multishipper heart O_O IM INTERNALLY SCREAMING-

i feel like Error is just a chill dude with special beliefs just trying to chill in his Anti-Void and watch his shows until dirty glitches show up and ruin his life so Dream is like "no! those aren't dirty glitches those are AUs with living beings!" and then we have old married couple arguments but they aren't too pissed and are just frustrated at this other person's ignorance and they learn more about it each other and-

at this point this shipart is making my brain try to justify this ship FUCK I'VE BEEN DOOMED! FALLING INTO A HOLE AND PROBABLY WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO CRAWL OUT LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME ANON! LOOOOOOOKKKKKKK!

... but more ship art-

funny how im being driven insane by the existence of gay skeletons. life is full of possibility eh?

kinda feel like Insomnia is similar to Errink, but less possibly toxic because Ink is just more likely to take advantage of the relationship because of the fact he's souless but Dream isn't nearly as literally heartless and would actually try to understand Error. no offense Errink shippers, but you have to admit that canonically Errink ain't gonna work. i've already made an analysis explaining why if you want to check that out, but just saying

but at the very least, this would be less toxic and "one trying to use the other"-ish.

and its CUTE

and i LIVE FOR THE FLUFF

and angst- BUT MOSTLY FLUFF

unfortunately, i have never read any Insomnia fanfic nor do i have the time. i'm busy rn and have a buttload of work to do. but if i ever find the free time, i will try to look for Insomnia fanfics to read. (and if you know some good ones, feel free to dm them to me ^w^)

Overall: 8/10. I'm not as pumped and excited about it as Brude, but it is definitely over a 7. Its just so cute and I can only imagine the fluff that can come out of this. A reminder that this is my personal opinion so what i rate this ship shouldn't have any relation to how you rate this. i just feel less about it than Brude, but definitely really like it. its a great ship and hope to be able to read about it soon! (as soon as i finish my homework and projects-)

Side Note: I am currently working on Kross and Crossmare oneshots. if you couldn't tell, Kross is KillerxCross and Crossmare is CrossxNightmare. im just posting this first because reactions are a lot easier to get done quickly than oneshots and i really need to finish my work. so just to let you guys know, IM NOT DEAD! just... procrastinating ;-; but thx so much anon for the request! and i'll do my best to post the Kross oneshot next :P so have a great day guys!

[xfeliciahardyx]

Aelin Rants

That in itself is a warning because I have words about Devil All the Time. My adhd took over and im watching a movie and doing homework and ohmifuckinggod Under the cut it's gonna be long.

LENORA HUNNYY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. THAT IS NOT WHAT WE DO IN CARS IN THE RAIN FOR THE LORD HONEY NOOOOOOO. I want to drop kick that preacher istg. THAT GIRL DESERVES BETTER I SWEAR HE AINT SHIT IN MY YARD. Oh my gooooooood i started watching this for lee bodecker and stayed for justice for lenora. If he don't shot, stabbed, or death in any shape or form by the end of this movie I will flip. Now I see the hype in uh whats his face ARVIN. Protect himmmmmmm he deserves the world. His dad KILLED THE DOG AND CRUCIFIED IT. IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT. HE DID IT JUST LIKE MILLER JONES WAS DONE BY THE JAPS AND I OOOOOOOOO THEN POOR ARVIN FOUND THE BODY. I actually liked the dad before he started slapping arvin for praying and I completely understand Arvins reason for saying fuck that I'm straight but that little boy did not deserve that. His mom and dad dying on the same day is trauma for decades as we see when he comes to the future. Also the scene with lee bodecker. SIR YOU ARE ILLEGAL. GET. GET. GET. GET. I had a whole panic attack on that while seasoning chicken. Literally just stopped and stared at the screen. I am so don with my life at this point. LMAO THIS IS WHAT MY SATURDAY HAS COME TO AND IM ALL FOR IT. I can't even with myself this is ridiculous. I have too much time on my hands.

[lizzy-lineart]

You might want to go see Jack and holt I may have done some ✨ accidental✨ magic on them oh yeah make it as long as you want

(Ps you think you could either draw them or know someone who could draw them)

My sister sent it to me and you are hilarious. Uh...i can try. I am swamped with homework r n. Dont worry. I aint reversing it anytime soon

[blkgirlcafe]

Home PT. 5

Viktor Drago x Cyra (Black OFC)

Cyra (Ky-Ra) -Sun or throne

Kazimir (Kah-Zee-Meer) - Bringer or Announcer of peace

Viktor Drago is married to the love of his life, they have a 5 year old son. He is willing to do anything to keep them safe.

Warning: Kidnapping, abuse, mentions of child abuse

Flashback 4

Viktor was absent from the gym for two weeks, Ivan thought of a punishment. After coming home late and missing his alarm in the morning Ivan made him go to the countryside. One of Ivan's friends owned a farm and he had to go work there, while also doing workouts. But today he was back, Ivan had a meeting setting up his next fight in a week and he was by himself. He went through his normal routine, keeping a look out for Cyra. 

When she finally entered with the girl she was always with he smiled to himself, happy to see her. 

Cyra looked up after Anna nudged her arm. 

“There goes your giant boyfriend.” she joked. 

“Chill out, obviously he doesn't like me.”

“Oh yeah then why he is smiling, when have you ever seen Drago smile.”

“He is probably just happy to be back in the gym, leave me alone.”

Yeah Cyra was a little snappy, she missed home, she missed her brothers, she sighed as she started to stretch, not even looking over in Viktor direction. 

Viktor frowned, she didn't even look at him. Normally she would at least smile at him, mouthing a little hello. He hoped he didn't upset her in any way, he would apologize before he left. 

Viktor worked out, keeping one eye on her as he did so. Her bubbly personality just wasn't here today, she was gray like the weather. The gym slowly emptied out, Viktor pushed himself to keep going, just to watch over her. The friend left as Cyra was sitting on a row of mats doing  sit ups. 

Viktor walked over to her, sweat drenching his tank top to his body. 

“Hey.” was all he could say, suddenly everything he wanted to say got jumbled in his mind. 

“Hey Vik.” she leaned back on her arms, breathing heavy. 

“I am sorry…”

Cyra cut him off with a wave of a hand, “You don't have anything to be sorry about, you don't owe me anything, you are a grown ass man.”

Viktor was stuck not sure what to say, he took a few steps back as she got up and gathered her things. 

“See ya later.” and just like that she was gone. 

Viktor went back to the punching bag, confused about the interaction. On one hand she said he didn't need to be sorry, but she was clearly upset. Viktor didn't have a lot of experience with women, none as a matter of fact, at 25 he only been with one woman sexually, and that was after he won a fight, she was just a groupie The experience was short, a means to an end. Women were a distraction his father told him. Women came and went, glory was forever.

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Viktor was in the gym when they came, and he knew they would. It had been a week since Cyra and Kazi were taken, her brothers were used to talking to her everyday. The doorbell rang and Ivan got the door, telling him to keep going. They quickly fell back into old habits and Viktor didn't like it. 

Her two brothers entered the gym with Ivan in the lead. 

“Vik where is Cyra, her phone is going straight to voicemail?” the oldest of the two spoke first. 

Viktor stopped and turned towards the men, not sure what to say. The oldest, Trey, was a military veteran, now working in private security and he looked like it. He was big, not as big as Viktor but enough so that it would be a fight. 

“She left him.” Ivan said, lying. 

“Bullshit, because if she did, she would have come to us.”

“Yeah what's up drago?” The younger brother, Malik asked. Like his sister he chose college over the military, getting a graduate degree in microbiology. 

“She left me.” it pained him to say it, even if it wasn't true, because Cyra and Kazi were his world and he would never be able to function without them. 

“Why?” 

They were not backing down, whatever lie he told them, he knew they wouldn't believe it.

“Cheating, I was fucking a groupie.” he sighed, dropping his head. 

“Where did she go?” Malik asked.

“She didn't tell me.”

“So let me get this straight, your wife and son leave you and the first thing you do is hop your ass on tv to talk about a fight?”

Trey, never one to shy from a fight, got right in Viktor's face, “You are lying and I swear if anything happens to my sister and nephew I will gut your big ass and your dad. If I don't hear from here in 24 hours I will be back.”

Ivan stood with his arms folded, “You threats mean nothing, she is an american woman, they come and go as they please.” 

Trey turned to the older man, “You keep my sister name out your fucking mouth, you think I dont know about you bitch.” Trey lodges a wad of spit at the man's shoes, “I don't have any respect for you, if anything happens to my sister I will make sure you watch your son die slowly.”

They left, leaving the two Drago men together. 

“This is all your fault the least you can do is not act like she isn't in danger.” Viktor started to walk away. 

“Where are you going, get back to training.” 

Viktor spit at his feet, adding to the pile already there.

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Cyra was sitting next to the door, listening as she could faintly hear the phone conversation between Andriy and Viktor. She longed to hear his voice in person. She moved away when she heard footsteps coming down the hallway. Kazi was thankfully sleeping, they let him out this morning to play. 

“Come.” came a rough voice. 

Cyra got up and followed the men to the kitchen, on the table was her phone, the call still in progress. 

“Talk.” Andryi said. 

“Hey babe.” she said. 

“You and Kazi okay?”

“Yes. How are you vik?”

“Fine. They are going to let you call your brothers, they came looking for you today, I told them you left me, that I cheated, I need you to tell them the same thing.”

“Ok babe. I love you.”

“I love you too Cyra, tell Kazi tata miss and love him.”

The call ended. 

“Now, you are going to tell your brothers exactly what I tell you, I don't think I need to make any threats, you already know what will happen.”

They called Trey first, he picked up on the second ring. 

“Cyra?”

“Hey Trey.” she tried to make her voice light and airy, Trey could pick up on anything. 

“Don't hey Trey me, what the hell is going on. Vik says you left him because he cheated, but you don't call or answer your phone for 5 days. I go by the house and Ivan is there, what in the hell is going on?”

“Sounds about right, he was fucking some girl, I found out, I took Kazi and left, I didnt know what to do. I felt like shit.”

“Nah man this shit aint adding up. Why would you feel like shit because he fucked up, why would you think you couldn't call me or Malik? Where is Kazi? I don't even hear him.”

“He is sleeping.”

“At 2:30? “

“Yes Trey Damm, I don't need the 3rd degree from you shit I got enough going on.”

‘Let me speak to Kazi.”

“He is sleeping Trey, I just said that.”

“I dont give a fuck Cy, something aint right, this shit dont sit well with me and I am starting to get agitated. I will out ya husband so fucking quick so dont play with me.”

Cyra looked around the room, it was clear Andriy didn't like being told what to do, he didn't like that Trey was running shit, but he nodded his head. 

“Damm give me a moment.'' The phone was put on mute, she could hear Trey talking to himself about how something just wasn't right, how Viktor barely looked at other women, so how did he cheat. 

They took her into the room, she gently woke Kazi.

“Uncle Trey wants to talk to you, Kazi please don't say anything about the bad people.” Cyra cringed at calling them bad people with them in the room.

She unmute the phone, “Kazi Uncle Trey wants to talk to you.”

“What up big man?”

“Hi uncle trey.” he sounded sleepy. 

“Where are you at bud, we need to hangout.”

“I’m with Mama.”

“How was school?”

“Fine.” Cyra was coaching him to lie and she hated it. 

“When is your next soccer match man, I need to come cheer you on.”

“I dont know.”

“Let me know okay bud, you have dinner?”

This was a trick question, it was barely 3pm.

“No, I had nuggets for lunch.”

“What is mama cooking for dinner?”

“I don't know, she doesn't cook.”

Fuck Cyra thought, taking the phone.

“Are you done Trey, I gotta go.”

“Aight Imma let you go but I need to hear from you tomorrow or in a day or so. Stop ghosting me, and Imma beat Viktor big ass just because.”

“Bye Trey.” she quickly hung up, handing them the phone. 

“Come.” she was yanked off the bed and Kazi started crying. 

Back in the kitchen she was made to sit. 

“Now we have a problem, everything was fine. Why didn't you tell us you had brothers?”

“I just assumed you did your homework, plus you never asked.”

A hand was slapped on the table, making her jump. 

“This isnt a game, if they fuck up what we have going I will not hesitate to kill you and your son and be back on the next play to the Ukraine.” 

They pushed Cyra back into the room with her son, she found Kazi curled up on the side of the bed on the floor crying. They were all from Ukraine, did they know Viktor from before.

[thirsthourdemon]

Hi! Can I get a matchup? I'm an ISTP-T girl, straight and 5"3'. I often wear Plattform shoes to look taller. My hair is red and very long. I'm pale and I have freckles. I like to skateboard. I also like to play video games and sing. I hate liars and people that force me to talk when I don't want to. Other than that I like everyone. People say that I seem coldhearted and rude however I am just shy and calm. I actually am very sassy but also caring. My favorite flower is the ghost orchid. 🌺🌻🌷🌼

Say no more, fam 😌🤚

||Kuroo Tetsuro

-He likes girls like you!

-I believe that kuroo likes the sassy but caring type because it comes of as fiery

-He saw you at an acquaintances party once and you were spitting facts

-My guy F E L L I N L O V E

-Kuroo pretty much likes having debates with you about certain topics you both agree on really

-He doesn’t force you to talk or answer but he does remind you small things like to do the homework even though he knows you’ve already done it too or stuff like...Bring protective gear whenever you skateboard

-Speaking of skateboards you invited him once and he was a pretty fast learner I aint gonna lie hahahaha

-You actually spend a lot of time with him and kenma at the skate park but only when there are few people because kenma doesn’t go to crowded places much

HAHAHAHA

-However!!! YOU AND KUROO PLAY AGAINST KENMA

-Like when you guys play video games you and kuroo try to beat kenma most of the time however...

-If the three of you actually team up well everyone else loses 😔

-You a powerful trio

-Though when its only you and kuroo you just...chill and sometimes you sing to him while you play with his hair.

-Karaoke nights just got even better 😎

-This boy be flexing you left and right out there!

-You guys once went to a really creepy garden and honestly...you were so enamoured by the ghost orchids the pour boy thought he was seeing spirits so he hugged you

-Kenma honestly has that picture saved and both of ya’ll just tease him for it whenever it comes up HAHAHAHA

[ofmxelodies-archive]

Vignettes: (Kinda wanted to write this out script style. Baseline is introducing Garnet to the SeeD environment. She’s technically 24 here and is the only exception to enroll at such an older age--partly due to her celebrity status and wealth. (And because Squall was told by Headmaster Cid---before he resigned---about this little secret years earlier, he was prepared for any backlash caused by the students as he aged). Brahne is enjoying the spotlight graced by the cadets, while Garnet feels a pang of guilt because she is not able to disclose the information that she is a sorceress within Garden. Only Squall is aware of this, and Zell---for accidentally eavesdropping.)

So without further ado, here I go...

Upon the gates of Balamb, a bright ruby red carpet is rolled out near the entrance in order to welcome the royal family within the walls---which was not approved by Squall.

There are hundreds of students and SeeDs alike lined up to get a look at this princess who will be attending their classes, their chatter escalating as a vehicle in the distance emerges.

Squall: (...So that must be the escort. I hope this doesn’t cause any problems...) The crowd’s cheering intensifies. Squall: < Sigh. >  ( Give me a break...)

The car halts to a stop, the mandated SeeD driver gets out from the car before rushing over to open up the door for the queen to exit first. The cheers escalate as Brahne emerges with two serious stricken guards.

Squall: ( That’s the queen? Is this some sort of sick joke? ) Regardless of her unique appearance, the crowd goes wild anyways. Brahne: Greetings my darlings! ‘Tis I, your beloved queen of Centra! Squall: ( Bold of her to state she’s queen of anything. And why is she causing such a scene? Here’s to hoping her daughter isn’t the same...) Brahne: Ah, yes. You there, boy. Squall: Boy? Brahne: I require the headmaster before taking my daughter inside. Have you any idea of his whereabouts? Squall: I am headmaster. Brahne: ...Truly? What a pity... Squall: Excuse me? Brahne averts her attention back to the vehicle, dismissing any retorts Squall may have had. Brahne: GARNET! Darling, come here. Garnet: ...Yes mother. A dainty red boot is seen from within the vehicle’s depths as the royal guard escort their princess safely out of the car. Garnet is greeted with a sea of smiling faces, and posters either greeting the royal family...or telling them to go home.

Garnet makes her way towards her mother, nodding her head to Squall.

Garnet: Greetings. I am Garnet Til Alexandros, heir to the Centra throne. You are Mr. Leonhart, correct? I’ve been anticipating the day I could see you with my own eyes. Allow me to give my gratitude for ending the war all those years ago. Squall: (Still not used to this Mr. Leonhart thing.) ... It’s nothing. Come with me and we’ll get you signed up for classes. Meanwhile your mother can...keep doing that. Garnet peers over her shoulder, witnessing Brahne giving air kisses to her fans and haters alike. Garnet: Y-Yes. I see. Come, let us press on. Squall: (Whatever)

As they make their way inside Squall’s office, finally free of the crowd’s yelling, Squall holds out a piece of paper and pen towards Garnet.

Squall: Look through and circle which classes you want to take. If you have any questions just ask---

Before he could finish, he hears the sound of the elevator bell and his office doors bursting wide open.

Zell: Yo! Squall! Did ya see the royal family? I never really paid any attention to that stuff but that queen is fu---- Squall: ZELL. Zell: Huh?

As Zell clamps his mouth shut, his eyes drop on a rather...gorgeous girl.

His face goes red.

Zell: Oh uh... D-didn’t see ya there hehe... Garnet: Please. Don’t worry about it. Continue if you must. Squall: Zell. I’m with a client right now. Can’t this wait unt-- Zell: WHOA. You’re the princess they’re talkin’ about right? I’ve always wondered, who handles your finances? Are you guys SUPER wealthy? Squall: .... Zell, please. Garnet: < Laughs > Zell: Squall! Please! I’m dyin’ to know! Oh, and is it true the queen killed the--- A loud smack is heard, followed by the sight of Irvine having pistil whipped Zell across his face. Irvine: Now Zell, didn’t anyone teach you how to treat a lady---a pretty princess, no less. Squall: ...You gotta be kidding me. Can this wait? Garnet still needs to sign up for classes. Zell: Oh! Take history is instructor Aki! He might be a hard ass, but he’s really good at teachin’ the really hard stuff. Irvine: That Quistis aint half bad, either. Selphie: I’m here too! I wanna say stuff! Squall: .... Garnet: Who would have thought you had such lively friends? Zell: The liveliest! We were with Squall during time compression. We’re part of the six! Garnet: Truly? Oh, I’ve always wanted to meet you all. Selphie: Should we get Quistis and Rinoa? Squall: No. Zell: Yeah! It’d be fun getting the gang together to meet the princess! Garnet: < Laughing > Irvine: Oh, I can get really friendly. -Wink, wink- Selphie: HEY! Don’t scare away our princess! Princess, if Irvine is being a creep don’t be afraid to throw a desk at him. Squall: Can you guys just--- Irvine: Hey, hey, hey now. A desk? We don’t want the lil lady to pull something. Zell: Cool it, Irvine. Do you really want to get beheaded by the royal family that fast? Squall: Guys... Irvine: Beheaded? Centra lost that power 80 years ago! If anything, her guards would shoot me before I touched her. ...On second thought that’s not any better. Selphie, whispers to one of the guards: Use the biggest rocket launcher you’ve got on him. Guard smirks: ..Noted.

Squall eventually rises from his seat and slams his fists down on his desk to get the focus back in order.

Squall: Now that I have your attention, you all need to leave. Immediately. Garnet may be a princess, but she is, nonetheless, a student. She will get no special treatment within these walls. If you want to be her friend, go ahead, but I will take it personally if you help her cheat or cater to her most than the other students. Zell: BUT--- Selphie: Yessir mister leader! C’mon guys! Irvine: Princess, if you ever need a sharpshooter, best in the world, I’m your guy. Zell: Puh-leeese. Tell her that when you’re under pressure. Irvine:                             You can’t just call me out like that.

The group eventually leaves, allowing Squall just a moment to breathe.

Squall: ...I apologize for all of...that. It wasn’t professional. Garnet shakes her head and smiles. Garnet: All my life I’ve only ever been around “professionals”. It was a nice change of scenery. Besides, I’ve done my homework. As a SeeD, you “must be prepared for anything” right?

Squall nods, that faintest line of a smile creases his lips. Squall: Right. Squall: Now, which classes look ideal for ascending the throne?

                                       To be continued...(?)

[thedeku]

lmao at the same time my bf told me he got like 7 stitches my OLDER sibling tried to minipulate me and said “ ..fuck you “ then blocked me,, lmao like it was not even three days ago someone else did something dumb as fuck to stress me out, what gods hate me bc obviously someone is angry at me

[punkscowardschampions]

Janis & Jimmy

Janis: 💕 Jimmy: afternoon Janis: you wish Jimmy: Hang on, I love to serve ☕ what have you heard? Janis: oh soz Janis: obvs it's your passion and calling Jimmy: that's better tah Janis: got time to chat to me or you too busy being in love with the work Jimmy: you saying I can't do both? bit rude Jimmy: 🥇 me Janis: 😏 Janis: then tell me something I don't know Jimmy: you're planning the 2nd date Jimmy: so crack on Janis: but you did such a 🥇 job Janis: plus that means you get the 3rd and everyone knows thats the best one Jimmy: If you ain't up to the challenge, babe Janis: did I say that Jimmy: said it for you 💕 Janis: very rude Janis: 😒 Jimmy: you gonna prove me wrong then or what? Janis: keen Janis: but alright, it's a yet to be determined date Jimmy: 👍 Jimmy: any chance I can tell you something you do know now? Janis: I'll allow it Jimmy: Alright Jimmy: I miss you Janis: I miss you too Janis: even if this beds more comfy without you Jimmy: actually 💔 Jimmy: I ain't gonna hurry back then, smoothie in hand Janis: didn't say I liked it Janis: 😞 Janis: don't be mean Jimmy: Oi who's 💔 who here Janis: me Jimmy: Baby Janis: when are you back, actually Jimmy: not for a bit Jimmy: 🎻🎻🎻 Janis: least you've got the orchestra keeping you company Janis: what about me Jimmy: you've got the 🐕 Janis: you don't even like the dog, not fair Janis: send Pete, you're being selfish Jimmy: I don't like classic FM either Jimmy: & Pete ain't in yet Jimmy: got any more 🎯 you wanna take or what? Janis: ugh, can this day get any worse Janis: new girl in? Jimmy: gets 1st dibs on every shift going her Jimmy: what do you reckon? Janis: poor baby Janis: remember when you were the favourite Jimmy: Piss off, it's your fault I ain't Janis: Oi, don't Jimmy: I never said it mattered to any dickhead but my manager Janis: well Janis: mia too, obvs Jimmy: she posted owt yet? Janis: not that I've seen Janis: not looked that hard, like Jimmy: 🤞 she's 💀💀💀 from her 💔 Janis: or she needs a new 👃 Jimmy: Can Gracie even 👊 that hard? Janis: probably not Janis: but her bones are brittle Jimmy: that solves that she's turned to dust Jimmy: one bit crumbled and there was nowt to stop the rest from going an' all Janis: meh, she's like voldemort Janis: do a little human sacrifice with the remaining and she'll be back stronger than ever Jimmy: looks like him, yeah Janis: what's that make gracie Jimmy: the one with all the hair and insanity Janis: 😂 Janis: checks out Janis: she was in 💘 with him Jimmy: there you go then Janis: she wishes her tits were that big Jimmy: might have given her the time of day if they were Janis: you or voldemort Jimmy: both probably Janis: 🙄 Janis: shut up Jimmy: what you doing today other than wishing my bed was bigger an' all Janis: size don't matter, babe Jimmy: 😱😱😱 Jimmy: why you trying to make me cry? Janis: gotta have a hobby Janis: seeing as I've fuck all else to do Jimmy: well I were gonna ask you what I'd have to do for you to get you to do my 🍀 homework Jimmy: but now I don't trust you not to let the 🐕 eat it Janis: a lot Janis: don't do homework 🤓 Jimmy: go on Jimmy: name it Janis: let me think Jimmy: 👌 Jimmy: keep in mind I ain't done a single piece since I got here Janis: then why bother Janis: pointless subject Jimmy: don't want them giving my dad a bell Janis: don't expect to pass Jimmy: they said I had the hols to crack on and 'show willing' nowt's been said about 🥇 Janis: write with my right hand Janis: 👍 Jimmy: Alright, super spy, calm down Janis: hardly Janis: you're northern, needs to be illegible Jimmy: what do you want then? Janis: do it for free Janis: as it's my fault you aren't favourite anymore Jimmy: must be 💕 Janis: you know I don't like being in debt Jimmy: you know I don't give a shit about no employee of the month 🏆 Jimmy: I'd take being 🥇 with you on that counter over owt else Janis: you don't regret it Jimmy: that you saying you do? Janis: no Janis: was asking Jimmy: did you think I did? Janis: maybe Janis: idk Jimmy: come here and I'll show you how I really feel Janis: if you're going to throw coffee on me, I'd rather we skip the audience Jimmy: if that's a kink of yours I can get you a job Jimmy: happens near every shift that Janis: not sure I want you training me Jimmy: 💔 Jimmy: so mean today you Janis: 🤷 Jimmy: roll over and get out the other side of my bed tah Janis: what's it to ya Jimmy: no 😭😭😭 in front of or on the customers Jimmy: bit of a rule Janis: no need to cry, boy Janis: I'll stay away Jimmy: 👍 Janis: I am taking your dog though Janis: will bring it back Jimmy: keep it Jimmy: 🤷 Janis: more trouble than she's worth Jimmy: tell me something I don't know Janis: bark is almost scary if you don't know her Jimmy: 😂 to who? Jimmy: 🙀 you, babe Janis: 😒 Janis: better than nothing, thank you Jimmy: is it? Janis: 🤞 Jimmy: keep telling you to just leave her in the park Jimmy: too nice you Janis: if she don't pull her weight then I will Janis: sell her instead Jimmy: nowt she can do so crack on Janis: I'm giving her a last chance Janis: nothing if not fair Jimmy: nowt if not 😍 Jimmy: 🐕💕 Janis: don't be jealous Janis: not going nowhere fun Jimmy: don't have to be to beat what I'm up to Janis: where the 🎻 got to? Jimmy: every dickhead's due a break Janis: just don't let the 🎺 smoke Janis: ruin their livelihood Jimmy: be a bit rude if I were the one to stop them Jimmy: 😎🚬 Janis: gotta be tough, babe Jimmy: that'll be why I need you Janis: don't make me soft Jimmy: why would I do that? Janis: you always do and I Jimmy: You want me to stop? Janis: no Janis: I just need to be tough right now Jimmy: Alright Janis: just gotta do something Janis: if it goes smoothly, maybe I'll catch you on your break? Jimmy: 👌 Jimmy: in a bit then Janis: Actually? Janis: or are you just mad Jimmy: what have I got to be 😒 about? Janis: if you're not then good Jimmy: 👍 Janis: 🙌🎊 Jimmy: aint you got something on? Janis: en-route Janis: but alright Jimmy: won't be alright when the 🐕 pulls you into the road and to your 💀💀💀 Janis: okay dad Janis: capable of walking and dog walking, as it goes Jimmy: stop pissing about Jimmy: and leave it out Janis: how am I Jimmy: 🙄 Janis: 😑 Jimmy: why are you being weird? Janis: Don't call me weird Jimmy: that's not an answer Janis: You don't want one Janis: we wanna move on from all that shit Janis: not bring more up Jimmy: if you're gonna be off with me then yeah, I do Janis: Just Jimmy: What? Janis: I don't know what I want Janis: I don't wanna talk about it but I still wanna talk to you Janis: bu then I can't 'cos I've got nothing else on my brain 'cept Jimmy: I'll sort it for you and stop talking to you for a bit Janis: 👌👌 Janis: great Jimmy: I ain't gonna force to you say owt you don't wanna so there's nowt else I can do Jimmy: is there? Janis: Whatever Janis: helped me make up my mind Janis: won't bother you anymore Jimmy: Don't be a dickhead Jimmy: you know where I am if you wanna see me Jimmy: we don't have to talk Janis: You Jimmy: you Janis: This is ridiculous Jimmy: leave it out then Janis: why can't you, dickhead Jimmy: I love you Jimmy: tell me what to fucking do Janis: I'm sorry Janis: I didn't mean to do this Jimmy: What are you trying to do? Janis: the other night Janis: when I went Janis: I did something stupid Janis: I'm trying to fix it, do something good Jimmy: You're alright though Jimmy: whatever happened Jimmy: you're alright Janis: Yeah Janis: but I still need to undo something Jimmy: I'll give you a hand Janis: you're too nice Janis: people are dicks Janis: me especially Jimmy: You're nice Jimmy: and we're a team Janis: I'm shit at this Janis: actually shit Jimmy: Bollocks Jimmy: you're so good Jimmy: 🥇 girlfriend Janis: I've caused so much needless stress today alone, like Jimmy: no Jimmy: it ain't your fault that in my head I always reckon I've done something wrong Janis: a lot of this was though Janis: I can own it Janis: and do better Jimmy: Me an' all Jimmy: sorry Janis: don't be sorry for being nice Janis: I love you Jimmy: don't make up your mind to dump me Janis: I'm not stupid Janis: I need you Janis: well more than you need me Jimmy: no dickhead needs owt more than I need you Jimmy: I'm not having that Janis: so you're saying I don't need to do more to make it worth your while? okay, like Jimmy: I'm saying you don't need to do owt to keep me here Jimmy: I'm staying Jimmy: you can't do owt to stop me Janis: alright Janis: hot Jimmy: you Janis: I miss you Jimmy: you don't have to Janis: I could come in and pretend I'm busy 💻 Janis: got Irish homework to do, like Jimmy: so come on Janis: I will Janis: I've got to try and get rid of this thing first Janis: but 🤞 this bloke will take it Jimmy: bit rude to chat about the 🐕 like that when she's so 💕 for you Janis: she's the muscle Janis: which you rudely 😂 at Jimmy: yeah so 🏆💪 her Jimmy: just don't 💀💀💀 Jimmy: alright? Janis: I won't Janis: I'm fast Janis: and that's providing it goes wrong anyway, which it won't Jimmy: such an athlete I ain't forgotten Janis: If I tell you, you won't tell my nan Janis: actual love of your life Janis: yeah? Jimmy: 🤐 me Jimmy: that's how she likes it Janis: you're so gross Janis: I just got some gear when I ran off Janis: but I don't need it now so I'm getting rid Jimmy: who to? Janis: idk Janis: it ain't like weed or pills so I couldn't just fob it off on any random cunt from school Jimmy: how did you find him then? Janis: just put it on socials Janis: not mine, obvs Janis: right people find it Jimmy: but he can't find you Janis: nah, I'm meeting him in big park Janis: people about but not enough I'll get caught or nothing Jimmy: when? Janis: now Janis: told you I was en-route Janis: just want rid, tbh Jimmy: you could've told me when I had chance of getting there Janis: you know why I didn't Janis: like you said, Twix 💕 me, she'll protect me Jimmy: 😒 Jimmy: you know why you should've Jimmy: I'll protect you Janis: It'll just be a harmless old junkie Janis: and then I'll come and see you and it'll all be alright Jimmy: you don't know that Jimmy: shit happens in a second Janis: I promise Janis: he's more nervous sounding than I am, gonna throw the cash at me lowkey Jimmy: just Janis: I didn't wanna worry you Janis: I swear, it'll be all good Jimmy: next time, worry me Janis: I'm not planning on doing it again Jimmy: works for owt else too Janis: Alright Janis: I'll try to remember Jimmy: Alright Jimmy: I love you Janis: I love you more Jimmy: Oi Janis: oi oi Janis: ? Jimmy: I love you more, shut up Janis: you cannot silence me Jimmy: challenge accepted Jimmy: [sends a 🔥 sext to try and stun her into silence] Janis: not saying that was my master plan but Janis: 🤤 Janis: fuck me Jimmy: [more because trying to make her speechless as here for everything she just said as he would really be lol] Janis: idk if this is the mood Janis: maybe if I show up turned on it'll freak him out Janis: 🤔 Jimmy: 😒 Janis: don't be mad Janis: only make it worse Janis: 😩 here baby Jimmy: you challenged me, it's your own fault Janis: just can't stop being hot, you 😏 Jimmy: 🥇 or nowt baby Jimmy: you were warned Janis: nothing could of prepared me for you 💘 Jimmy: even if you're taking the piss that's how I feel about you still Janis: 😳 actually Janis: well done Janis: and I meant it too, even if I covered it with an impenetrable layer of sarcasm Jimmy: stop 😳 he'll think you're 😰 Janis: might think it's good shit Janis: I'm a great bullshitter, can't deny that Jimmy: about as good as you are an actress Jimmy: but he don't know you so crack on Janis: 😒 excuse you Jimmy: no Jimmy: I don't want you to be able to bullshit me Janis: I'm not gonna Janis: bit late for that now Jimmy: is it? Janis: yeah Janis: you know things Janis: like the mafia Jimmy: Alright Janis: is it? Jimmy: I just Jimmy: it weren't like I expected my mum to turn round and do a massive bunk one day so Jimmy: I can't get my head round getting to keep you about Janis: nah Janis: I get that Janis: like, I don't fully, obvs but Jimmy: I don't always get it myself Jimmy: it's alright Janis: that's understandable Janis: don't reckon anyone or anything prepares you for that either Janis: reckon first pets are meant to but hamster don't = sister, let alone ma Jimmy: I probably should've seen it coming living with Ian as long as she did do earned her a 🏆 Janis: not ever a barrel of laughs Janis: I believe it Jimmy: I can't remember the two of them ever not having a go at each other Jimmy: could be 🎄 or 🎂 Jimmy: they'd still crack on Janis: s'shit Janis: fairplay for putting a stop to that nonsense but could've left a forwarding address Janis: jesus Jimmy: a ditch ain't got one in fairness to her Jimmy: not enough for post at least Janis: you think Jimmy: I have done Janis: could be Janis: anywhere Janis: that's the worst Jimmy: or nowhere Janis: yeah Janis: do you reckon Ian knows more than you lot or is he as in the dark Jimmy: Depends Jimmy: sometimes I reckon he knows everything but other times nowt Janis: and even if he did fancy a chat Janis: yeah Jimmy: and if he did her in, ain't gonna admit it Jimmy: to me or the proper 👮🚔 Janis: you thought that too Janis: how could you not Janis: think every which way when you've got nothing to go on Jimmy: got form Jimmy: only have to give her a smack, she hits her head or whatever Jimmy: happens Janis: not impossible Jimmy: she didn't leave a note Jimmy: he'd have probably faked that Jimmy: unless he really is illiterate Janis: right Janis: Not picturing him as a mastermind Janis: if that had happened, you'd know by now Jimmy: I dunno Janis: 'course you don't Janis: that's why it's the worst Jimmy: I probably just wanna blame him, don't I Jimmy: instead of her Jimmy: get him out of my way that Janis: can't blame you Janis: not winning dad of the year just by default of still being about Jimmy: could've, it wouldn't take much Jimmy: only gotta show willing but like me and my 🍀 that ain't gonna happen Janis: seriously Janis: prime opportunity to be 🥇💪 Jimmy: but the prime opportunity to get pity fucked by his co-workers HAD to win out Janis: Oh Ian Janis: 💔 Jimmy: only he could make 🎻🎻 into that kind of playlist Janis: 😬 Janis: oh god Janis: well consider me turned firmly back off Jimmy: 👍 Jimmy: my plan so you don't cheat on me with this druggie bloke obvs Jimmy: tah Ian Janis: because that was mine Janis: fuck tinder Janis: find all the hotties this way Jimmy: what are you gonna do if he don't show? Jimmy: other than be stuck with me as a boyfriend like Janis: slam it all myself Janis: cope with that news Jimmy: very on brand, Jules Jimmy: 💀💀💀 and 💔 Janis: I try Janis: nah, idk, plenty of junkies about Janis: had loads of people wanting it so Jimmy: lucky you're used to being so in demand then Janis: Ikr? Janis: don't be jealous, babe 😘 Jimmy: don't sound like me that Janis: Nah? Janis: put my boyfriend on please Janis: whoever you are Jimmy: well funny you Jimmy: how long are you gonna wait for him and make me wait for you Jimmy: bit rude honestly Janis: missed opportunity to ask who I was then but alright Janis: you miss me, I understand Janis: giving him 5 more than we agreed on otherwise I'm putting it back up for sale Jimmy: yeah I do Jimmy: I really want you here Jimmy: now Janis: Baby Janis: I swear Janis: 5 minutes and I'm over it Jimmy: ⏲ Janis: You can time me Janis: IOU however long it takes Janis: whatever you want Jimmy: fuck Jimmy: I'm trying to be 😇 and not distract you mid deal but Janis: You're not the only one who wants me to be there right now, like Jimmy: I get it Janis: Don't reckon you do Janis: but I'll show you so it's all good Jimmy: You're so Janis: for you Jimmy: being mine is gonna be good Jimmy: I'll show you Janis: [long enough to do her deal] Janis: Literally all yours now so Janis: I'm ready Jimmy: tah for not running away with the druggie bloke Jimmy: 💕 Janis: it was tempting but Janis: see what you got first, like Jimmy: I get it, he weren't a 🐕 person Jimmy: she ain't everyone's cuppa her Janis: 😱 Janis: where are you planning to put her when you're showing me how good its gonna be though Janis: 💔 Jimmy: tie her up out front and someone'll think she's a daily special Jimmy: have her away Jimmy: nowt to worry about Janis: heartless you Janis: poor pup Jimmy: 💔 now an' all Janis: @ the kids when we lose their dog Jimmy: they'll live Jimmy: me on the other hand if you don't start being nice Janis: I'm running Janis: I can't be any nicer than that 'til I'm with you Jimmy: save some energy Jimmy: til you can drink it in a bit like Janis: so much to offer a girl, you 💕 Jimmy: 😘 Janis: mr drug addict who? 😍 Jimmy: 😂 that is what I'll say if it comes up with any other dickhead Janis: who you chatting to, kathy Janis: keep it 🤐 Jimmy: just like your nan you 😍 Janis: you are not funny and I don't like you 😑 Jimmy: Baby please Jimmy: let's be mates again Janis: fine Janis: FWB and nothing more Jimmy: 👌 Janis: no 😡 not ok Jimmy: make up your mind, Juliet Janis: have the common decency to pretend to be 💔 Jimmy: not faking nowt Jimmy: I'm 💔💔💔 Jimmy: 😭😭😭 Janis: such a bad actor Janis: can't bear it Jimmy: wouldn't wanna make you feel bad about how crap you are Jimmy: like you too much Janis: Obvs Janis: can't hide your 😍 for shit Jimmy: piss off I can 😎 Janis: 😏 Janis: okay babe Jimmy: such a pisstake you 💕 Janis: only a bit Jimmy: 🤏 Janis: if you hear barking Janis: it's not me Jimmy: It's alright, not a kink I've got Janis: Thanks for getting that out now Janis: don't wanna get down the line and find out I've gotta purchase a tail Jimmy: 😂 Janis: not gotta spill all your secrets but some warning be nice Jimmy: 👍 Jimmy: keep that in mind, my dear Janis: considerate and cute 💕 Jimmy: 🤫🤫 Janis: Will if you come out Jimmy: [does and there's the most intense hug because she didn't get killed by a junkie and he's so relieved as am I] Janis: [a look like 'what was that for' but obvs not mad about it] Jimmy: [a look back like 😍] Janis: ['we missed you too' 'cos better love that dog too she'll be wilding] Jimmy: [🙄 at Twix but he still gives her some kind of food he's snuck out of the CG to bribe her to chill] Janis: [😏 'see, you love her really'] Jimmy: [kisses because 1. that smirk off her face 2. shut up and 3. love you more] Janis: [you've both earnt it like] Jimmy: [make the most of this break lads] Janis: [I always like to think of everyone in the CG/walking by are always like these two again] Jimmy: [literally same because they are always so extra with their makeouts and we know it] Janis: [stopping to be like 'I should take her back' but torn 'cos you don't wanna go yet but then you can actually stay lmao] Jimmy: [he'd likewise be so conflicted cos sooner she leaves sooner she can come back and also Twix is distracting but most importantly you never wanna stop ever so you nod but you're giving her such a look and staring at her lips until you just have to give in and kiss her again like oops] Janis: [going in on it like excuse me Twix please wait] Jimmy: [keeping this going til the last possible moment of your break so you can go back in before she goes back and you don't have to watch her leave even though she's coming right back] Janis: I get why people in relationships are so annoying now Jimmy: Oi Janis: don't need to get personally offended Janis: especially when I'm trying to be nice Jimmy: no need to call me annoying Jimmy: especially when I've just been well nice to you Janis: Well I was going to say I DO miss you already, it's not just bullshit Janis: but now I'm not sure Jimmy: go on Jimmy: please Janis: oh Janis: as you're trying to kill me Janis: it feels like it hurts or some shit Janis: not being with you, being able to feel you Jimmy: you didn't even try to kill me, eh? Jimmy: just went straight in with no warning Jimmy: 💀💀💀 Janis: if you were 👻 you could be with me but no Janis: stay alive Jimmy: you brought me to life and then did me in all in the space of one break Jimmy: bit rude Jimmy: don't know if I'm coming or going Janis: it's the most work I've done all day though so Janis: headfucky doesn't have to be bad Janis: prefer this ?! to how it was before Jimmy: drugs sell themselves, rich girl, what can you do? Jimmy: yeah but I don't want owt to hurt you even how much you like me Janis: it's Janis: every way I try to say it sounds like a line from a fucking bad romcom Janis: but it feels better than all the not hurting I've had Jimmy: 1. you loved last night's romcom Jimmy: 2. you're the only decent thing that's happened to me so I get it Janis: 1. if you wanna do your own performance down, yeah, couldn't take my eyes off it Janis: 2. shut up, dog will be well confused if I turn around now Jimmy: what's it gonna take for you to just ditch her? Jimmy: meant to be able to find her own way Janis: is she? Janis: not a homing pidgeon Janis: just be thankful she don't need go go back to my gaff Jimmy: there's been loads of bad films about that bollocks Jimmy: and I'm feeling too much other shit to put thankful at the top Janis: tell me Jimmy: I just Jimmy: I'd gotten used to not breathing til you're about but now it's Jimmy: like everything goes when you do Jimmy: there's no sound or colour Jimmy: no taste to the daily special 😱💔😱 Jimmy: it's jarring when you've only just gone cos when you're with me, the opposite's true obvs Jimmy: 🥇 muse with no need to do owt Janis: It's really indecent how good you are with words Janis: I wish I was better so I didn't feel like all I gave you back was a #same but Janis: I am fucking glad you feel it too or I'd feel like I was going insane Janis: well, do a bit but if you are too, it's alright Jimmy: you heard, you give me everything Jimmy: I don't wanna be stuck in a bad black and white film tah Jimmy: I'll take the romcom Janis: it's a deal Janis: take any and every cliche you wanna throw at me Jimmy: Good 'cause I'm ready to spend the rest of this shift staring at you Jimmy: don't get any more cliched than that around here Janis: I'm ready to pretend I don't notice Janis: that's a blatant lie I'm not ready at all but I'll try Janis: 😇 not getting you in any more trouble Jimmy: I'll clean your table well thoroughly and not 'cause I'm 😇 Janis: That should be the most unappealing offer Janis: and yet 😏 Jimmy: full of cliches and excuses to hang around you, me Janis: good Janis: not that you need 'em anywhere but CG Jimmy: We don't need them there Jimmy: I'll get in trouble for you Jimmy: 😎🚬 Janis: I know you would Janis: don't break my resolve and embarrass me with how easy it is Jimmy: what if I promise that ain't gonna be how you feel Janis: You're Janis: ugh Jimmy: not an answer, that Janis: what can I say to that, like Jimmy: what do you wanna say? Janis: big question Janis: loads I wanna say to you Jimmy: so go on Janis: how many dates you been on? Janis: need to think of something you ain't done for #2 Jimmy: loads but they were all up north so wouldn't be hard to top Janis: alright casanova Janis: no need to show off, not helpful to my cause Jimmy: it's Romeo to you, girl Jimmy: and if I were showing off I'd say they were all top not easy to Janis: 🙄 alright Jimmy: why are you jealous, you know I had a girlfriend for ages Janis: Not jealous, idiot Janis: they don't count Jimmy: ? Janis: obvs you go out with someone you go out with Janis: and she was your mate Janis: I meant the awkward kind with strangers we're tryna replicate Jimmy: then I've not Janis: back to the drawing board Jimmy: 👍 Janis: don't reckon anyone's done this since the 50s Janis: can't take you for a walk 'round the park, you ain't 🐶 Jimmy: if you ain't up to it, I'll do another one Janis: behave Jimmy: Alright Jimmy: but only til you get back Janis: such a 😈 Janis: no saving you Jimmy: that your plan were it? Janis: save your soul Janis: obvs Janis: how the church does it Jimmy: leave out doing my 🍀 homework and we're back on course for that catholic school Jimmy: job done Janis: you maybe but what about me Janis: rude Jimmy: Jesus loves you, girl Jimmy: you're always hyping him up Janis: Catholic girls are hoes Janis: you can't go alone Jimmy: 💔 Jimmy: but you've really sold it there Janis: 😒 Janis: fine Janis: see if I care Janis: 🖕 you and your soul Jimmy: 😍😍🤤🤤🤤 Janis: you're not allowed to be 😍🤤 Janis: leaving me here to 💀 Jimmy: I told you, I ain't leaving you Janis: are too Janis: for jesus and hoes Janis: but mainly hoes Jimmy: no Janis: promise Jimmy: I do Jimmy: you're mine, no need for nowt else Janis: you're important Jimmy: you Janis: do you reckon school will be weird Jimmy: usually is Jimmy: but why do you reckon it'll be weird? Janis: 'cos you're distracting Jimmy: you've been distracting me since I first turned up Janis: no I ain't Jimmy: bollocks Jimmy: you have Janis: nah Janis: just tryna be 👑 charming Jimmy: 1. I don't need to try at being #goals Jimmy: 2. you can't tell me I'm wrong about how I feel or felt Jimmy: 3. take the compliment Janis: not saying you're wrong just saying I'm not entirely sure I believe you Janis: but that's alright Jimmy: why? Janis: dunno Janis: just don't seem like the distractable type Janis: 😒 <-- you at school, from what I remember Jimmy: Alright, I'll prove it Jimmy: you at my house? Janis: yep Janis: just feeding her Jimmy: [tells her where to go to find the picture he drew of her in class way back when which we can say is dated because] Janis: [here for it] Jimmy: believe me now, dickhead? Janis: yes Janis: you're so lovely Jimmy: 💕 Janis: and you wonder why everyone was 😍 at you Janis: can't tone it down a bit, no Jimmy: I don't wonder Jimmy: I know what I've got to offer but I weren't offering them owt Janis: okay hot Janis: I'm 😍 now too, promise Jimmy: might believe you when I see them 😏 Janis: damn, shoulda knicked some 😎 Jimmy: got a pair here you can borrow Janis: you wanna believe me or nah babe Jimmy: I dunno you might suit 😎 Janis: can't steal your look Jimmy: I said borrow Jimmy: but you can keep the first piece of 🎨 you inspired if you want Janis: yeah? Jimmy: do you want it? Janis: of course I do Janis: why wouldn't I Jimmy: it's got whatever maths bollocks we were meant to be doing on it Jimmy: you hate maths Janis: I love you Jimmy: Come here then Jimmy: I need to see you Janis: So close Jimmy: Piss off, you phrased it like that deliberately Jimmy: like I said, so distracting you Janis: not my fault I'd much rather you were coming home Jimmy: I'll have a word with the new girl see if I can interest her in a work based accident Janis: you promised me intense looks from across the room Janis: we'll start there, like Jimmy: don't get more intense than 😱😱😱 babe Jimmy: you want us to go home or what? Janis: don't want no trouble, boy Jimmy: 🤏 Janis: you said you'd be good 'til I got there Janis: still a street or two to go Jimmy: 💔 Jimmy: Alright Janis: don't be sad Jimmy: don't be 2 streets away Janis: easy Janis: [runs that last bit like yo] Jimmy: [is 😍 af] Janis: [when you kiss him hello but gotta keep it not extra 'cos you inside and you nearly die, go sit like 💀] Jimmy: [he'd be suddenly concentrating so hard on smoothie making and deciding what food to get her because likewise dying as hard, it's not a concentration face it's a shameless lip bite guys] Janis: Probably should've ordered Janis: good thinking Jimmy: if I dunno what you want by now Jimmy: what kind of boyfriend Janis: [such a meaningful LOOk like you know] Jimmy: [giving her such a look back of course] Janis: how do you do this all day Jimmy: I don't make a habit of this with all the customers, dunno what you've heard Janis: from your mouth Janis: 👴👵💕 Jimmy: that your way of telling me you're heading over to the tip jar, rich girl? Janis: not as easy as Shelia, obvs Janis: least give me my drink Jimmy: [obvs does bring her the drink as a shameless excuse to come over and have a cliche hand touching moment] Janis: Thanks Janis: defs worth starting your homework at least Janis: [whack that out so you ain't just 😍] Jimmy: [brings her the food as a separate trip we all know why, just leaning over her like he cares so much about his homework all of a sudden not at all about the close proximity oh no] Janis: [just being like oh one sec like you're actually tryna help him with his Irish pronounciation and it's not just shameless] Jimmy: [we're taking that excuse to stare at her mouth and running with it] Janis: [hope some of the customers can speak it 'cos blatantly not explaining the homework, oh the horror] Jimmy: [where the old people at? LOL] Janis: [choking on their tea like excuse me] Jimmy: [we should also do signing across the cafe for the lols] Janis: [defs] Jimmy: [but for now whisper something saucy in her ear and get back to work boy] Janis: [😳] Janis: dickhead Jimmy: 💕 Janis: such a tease Jimmy: only if I weren't gonna do it Janis: hmm Jimmy: 😘 Janis: [blows IRL kiss] Jimmy: [😏 to hide that he's 💀] Janis: [do we want anyone to come in potentially?] Jimmy: [when you go from 😏 to 😒 so quick] Janis: need to stop posting your shifts with the specials, like Jimmy: put that in the suggestion box tah Janis: there must be however many asking for your home address so Janis: do my best Jimmy: [just imagine how much like spoiled rich girls they'd be talking to him cos Grace ain't there to tell them to chill he'd be loving life] Janis: [just 😣 trying to hold your tongue 'cos you know the manager would side with them 'cos no one gives a shit about their employees] Jimmy: [when you come over like you're cleaning up but really just wanna touch her like it's okay] Janis: [look like 'it ain't though' but giving his hand a squeeze] Jimmy: go if you want Janis: no Janis: fuck that Jimmy: they're gonna be here for ages Janis: me too Jimmy: I really like you Janis: I know Janis: should go out, after Janis: treat you with my drug money Jimmy: when you put it like that Jimmy: be rude to refuse Janis: and can be as rude as you want when you ain't on the payroll Jimmy: depends Jimmy: where are we going? Janis: where do you wanna go Jimmy: where do you wanna go? Janis: anywhere I can be with you Janis: I don't mind Jimmy: Hang on, I nearly forgot with all today's bollocks Jimmy: [comes over and slides her a 🔑 he got cut so she doesn't have to hope the spare is there cos we know Cass loses keys always] Janis: [when it's such a moment you have to have one yourself like] Jimmy: you can be with me whenever you want now Janis: [blatantly gonna come up and give him another kiss fuck all of y'all but then goes out like brb] Jimmy: [not being too extra with it but not being as chill as your manager would like either because emotions] Janis: give me the 3rd date Janis: I need time to cash in favours Jimmy: if you don't do any other drug deals in the park, you can have it Janis: 🤞 neither your sister or mine requires that much bribing Jimmy: I don't reckon sugar bear hair is the new crack Janis: 😂 Janis: arguably as effective to getting healthy skin and hair though 💔 Jimmy: have you seen the length of my sister's, don't reckon she needs a hand Janis: won't let Gracie come at her ✄ Jimmy: neither would she Jimmy: knock her out like Janis: think she's had enough 'fights' for a lifetime and Mia can't even hit back so Jimmy: 🎻💔🎻 Janis: gutted she's not got a blackeye Jimmy: take her outside, babe Janis: I want you Janis: 🎻💔🎻 Jimmy: Baby Janis: It's okay Janis: think of all the time owed now Jimmy: thinking of all sorts me Jimmy: nowt my manager or fave customers can do Janis: good Janis: think about me 'til you can be with me Janis: that's what I do Janis: all the time Jimmy: don't do owt else while I'm awake Jimmy: and you're in my head even more if I get to sleep Janis: I'll make sure you can sleep tonight, babe Janis: not just so you dream of me but you know Janis: not mad about it Jimmy: me either Jimmy: I used to dream really 🎻🎻 shit Jimmy: so you have saved me a bit Janis: gotta return the favour, like Jimmy: have a 🚬 for us that's a start Jimmy: got ages til the next break Janis: I will do Janis: give your lungs one Janis: 🛍 rn Jimmy: buy us some poison to chuck in 💀👑 and the rest of the squad's cups then Jimmy: call it even Janis: You've got some Janis: it's called FULL FAT MILK 😱😱😱 Jimmy: 😂 Janis: is there anything you need whilst I'm getting you what you want though Jimmy: we do need milk since you mentioned it Jimmy: I reckon Bob's putting it all in the 🐕 Janis: awh Janis: she's 😻 Jimmy: she'll be 😿 since you left, her Janis: don't 💔 and don't project Janis: be right back, baby Jimmy: don't sound like me, that Jimmy: never 😭😭 I don't Janis: and you wonder why she's my favourite Jimmy: is she? Janis: not saying you don't have a chance to win it back Janis: you know what to do Jimmy: Easy Janis: don't spread it about Janis: but yeah Jimmy: 👌 Janis: considering you ain't 🐶 you're pretty fucking cute Jimmy: you backhanded that compliment so far you've impressed me Jimmy: I'll take it Janis: 🏏💪 Janis: great arm, me Jimmy: I know Jimmy: 😏 Janis: corrupted me, you Jimmy: 😈 you Jimmy: how are you gonna put that on a poor northern lad? Janis: it's true Janis: pure 😇 'til I met you, mate Jimmy: that's the fakest thing you've ever said, mate Janis: 😣 so rude Jimmy: we sorted we ain't going to catholic school, no need to be 😇 Janis: not now Janis: every need before though Janis: what I'm saying Jimmy: I get it, no dickhead round here is worth risking your soul for Janis: or reputation Jimmy: or all your riches, girl Janis: just not shagging 'em Janis: but no, not gonna 🎁💎💰 'em either Jimmy: she says on a 🛍 spree Jimmy: feel well 💕 me Janis: Babe, you know you're well special Jimmy: shh you'll make me well up 😭 Janis: don't take much Jimmy: Alright, calm down Jimmy: I'm a poet and that so Janis: Sensitive type, I know Jimmy: won't be doing no dodgy deals in the park or owt Jimmy: leave them to you Janis: 'scuse me for being productive Jimmy: that what we're calling it then? Jimmy: 👍 Janis: what would you like to call it Jimmy: you just put a name to it, I don't have to Janis: Me either Janis: not a big deal Jimmy: it's nowt to do with me but that's bollocks Janis: no it ain't Jimmy: any other day for you, yeah? Jimmy: like I said, bollocks Janis: obviously not but it don't need to be a drama Jimmy: never said it were Janis: what are you saying then Jimmy: nowt Janis: alright Jimmy: what do you want to hear off me? Janis: fuck off Janis: only what you think, nothing more Jimmy: just seems like you're waiting for something Janis: nah Janis: I ain't Jimmy: 👌 Janis: 👍 Jimmy: you coming back here in a bit? Janis: yeah, can do Jimmy: 🤞 they'll be gone and you'll have brought some enthusiasm from the shop then Janis: 🙄 Janis: leave it out Jimmy: what? Janis: what do you expect Jimmy: you to wanna see me obvs but alright, don't Janis: I mean, how enthusiastic can I get about 👌 Janis: it's obvious that you have something you ain't saying but whatever Jimmy: I've said what I wanted to say Jimmy: if owt's obvious it's that you want me to say something else Jimmy: so what is it? Janis: if that's all you've got to say then what is the point in coming Janis: why was this even brought up Jimmy: if you don't see any point coming then don't Janis: no there is no point if we've got fuck all to talk about Jimmy: how have we got fuck all to talk about? Janis: don't we Jimmy: 'cause I know when to leave out something you're being a dickhead about that means we don't? Jimmy: Alright Janis: so we talk about shit as and when you do or don't wanna Janis: I don't think so Jimmy: that's what you wanna make something out of here? Jimmy: fuck's sake Jimmy: know how to pick your dramas, you Jimmy: not that you bought gear off a scary twat and sold it to another scary twat, why would that be? Jimmy: I'm just the dickhead overreacting for giving a shit what happens to you Jimmy: keep taking the piss Janis: I'm not trying to take the piss Janis: in any sense Janis: it was a fucked night Janis: everything was Jimmy: I get that and why you don't wanna tell me owt about it Jimmy: you don't have to Jimmy: just don't act like it's nowt Janis: It is to me Janis: that's the problem Jimmy: Bollocks Janis: ? Jimmy: you heard Janis: I don't know what you mean though Jimmy: you ain't that good of an actress, girl Janis: If you think I care about myself, then I'm a fucking great one Jimmy: Alright Jimmy: have it that way Janis: yeah like that's how I want it Janis: not a choice Jimmy: if you didn't give a shit you'd have taken it Jimmy: that were a choice Janis: not about me Jimmy: that don't work 'cause if you were thinking about anyone else you wouldn't have bought it Janis: I was thinking of someone else Jimmy: no one you know would want you to do that shit Janis: no one you know I know Jimmy: 🙄 Janis: my sister alright Janis: the dead one Jimmy: and what before she left she was like you know what you'd fucking love, some drugs Jimmy: crack on Janis: yeah and what Janis: was her ex Janis: dealer, boyfriend, whatever Janis: basically came recommended Jimmy: no it didn't Janis: you didn't know her Jimmy: I don't have to know her to know when you're being a dickhead Jimmy: shit matters and if you can't get your head round that then Janis: you know fuck all Jimmy: I know I've got enough on my plate without you scaring the shit out of me Janis: I apologized for that Janis: over and over Jimmy: your drug deal happened a bit ago and you're already over it Jimmy: you ain't that sorry Janis: there it is Jimmy: we're not in this together if I'm the only dickhead who's still gonna be standing at the end Janis: You want me to lie and say I care about myself Janis: you said you don't want me to bullshit you Jimmy: care about me then Jimmy: you might as well call me a cry baby and have done Jimmy: 'cause it's just nowt and I just need to put it out of my head Janis: I said I didn't do it because I care about you Jimmy: and what? that's meant to make me feel better Jimmy: safer Jimmy: or owt else Janis: For fuck sake Jimmy: you stop caring about me and then what? Jimmy: nowt Jimmy: but it won't be nowt, will it Janis: I'm not going to Janis: even though you're Janis: and I've got no idea what I'm doing half the time Jimmy: you have to care about yourself a bit Jimmy: like I do 'cause the kids need me Jimmy: enough to keep on Janis: I didn't take it, did I Jimmy: you can't leave me now Janis: I'm not Janis: I won't Jimmy: Alright Jimmy: then I'll leave it out Janis: I am sorry Janis: you know I am Janis: what do you want me to do Jimmy: I was being a dickhead Jimmy: I do know Janis: like you said I can't just leave you alone now Janis: but I can't promise or even say I ain't gonna bring hassle Janis: 'cos I will, even if I try not to, I still will Jimmy: and I can't promise I'll handle it 🥇 Jimmy: but I'll handle it somehow Janis: I don't want to be something to handle Jimmy: me either but I've got shit an' all Jimmy: nowt we can do about it, is there? Janis: It's bullshit Jimmy: you could have a go at pretending my family don't exist, crack on like my ex Jimmy: worked for a bit Jimmy: and you reckon your acting is up to it Janis: could do a better job than you Janis: but not braggable really, or your fault Jimmy: 💔 Janis: yeah Jimmy: just come back Janis: I can't get this shit right Jimmy: bollocks Jimmy: this is the only thing going right Janis: don't let me ruin it Janis: remember Jimmy: I won't Jimmy: so don't let me either Janis: like you said Janis: you ain't trading meth Jimmy: don't do it again and neither are you Janis: why would I Jimmy: you wouldn't Jimmy: we can just leave it now Janis: works for me Janis: long as you mean it this time Jimmy: I'm sorry Janis: Me too Janis: but I'm coming back Jimmy: I don't wanna be here if you're not Janis: I'm not going anywhere Janis: stay with me too Jimmy: I promise Janis: it's just a different kind of difficult Janis: it must be tough, your siblings needing you Janis: but it's tough when no one does, just for different reasons Jimmy: I need you, you don't have to feel like that again Janis: I like it Janis: it makes me feel Janis: just feel fullstop Janis: I need to get used to it, that's all Jimmy: I get it, I thought I was used to giving a shit 'cause I've had to look after them for ages Jimmy: but nowt's the same with you Jimmy: needing someone too, having something I could lose Jimmy: I don't want them to stay with me forever Jimmy: they're meant to fuck off if I've done a decent enough job Janis: you have Janis: you do Jimmy: 🤞 Janis: Seriously Janis: not just saying it because I love you Jimmy: might all be for nowt if we don't 💀💀💀 Ian Jimmy: how much do you love me? Jimmy: 💕🔪? Janis: Wouldn't even need to 💘 you that much Janis: that much of a dickhead, him, like Janis: but obvs enough anyway Jimmy: romance ain't dying with him then Jimmy: 👍 Janis: not that lucky, boy Jimmy: wouldn't be very lucky that Jimmy: need it for my 🎨 Janis: the 💔 years though, baby Jimmy: take that as your excuse like Jimmy: when you 💔 me Jimmy: a 🥇 muse has gotta do what she's gotta do Janis: no one 💸 to hear a muse's side of the story Janis: you'll have exclusive rights, like Jimmy: If I write it, every dickhead'll read it Jimmy: way with words, me Janis: Don't need to tell me Jimmy: take the reminder though Janis: tell me something pretty then Jimmy: put me on the spot Jimmy: [but a voice memo being cute cos never does any work obvs and I hope Mia saw him do it, deal with that hoe] Janis: 😊 Janis: oh you Jimmy: you Janis: Nearly swooned into oncoming traffic Janis: 💘💀👑 Jimmy: Shakespeare'll be spinning in his ⚰ Janis: Poor Bill Jimmy: I'll turn classic FM on for him Jimmy: with any luck he'll be a happy 👻 and 💀👑 will piss off Janis: some 🤓 you are Janis: you'll 🤯 with that space-age music and then 🌍💥 Jimmy: come sing for us instead then 🤓 girl Jimmy: that's that sorted Janis: not unless Pete has also shown up Janis: got to be audition ready Jimmy: he has Jimmy: you can crack on Janis: damn Jimmy: 🥇 or nowt baby Jimmy: don't show me up tah Janis: 🏃 Janis: byeeee Jimmy: 🎣 Janis: 😏 Janis: okay, you mighta appeased 🖋📜👻 Janis: can be 🤓 together Jimmy: me and him, me and you or you and him? Janis: can ask him how he feels about thirding if you wanna but Jimmy: only so much 👻💕 you can hack? Janis: only so much sharing I'm interested in Janis: which is none Jimmy: 😍😍😍 Janis: shh Jimmy: I'll meet you outside so there's no need to share with Pete Janis: alright Janis: [show up bitch] Jimmy: [when you come out as soon as you see her, excuse him everyone cos he's gonna be extra with the hello as per] Janis: [the 😍😍😍 are so real]